Sorry Liz sweetie, but this is my showdown.

Let’s start of with defining what makes a Princess.

1. Beauty
2. Serenity
3. Good judgments
4. Ethics
5. Of royal descent

I would like to think I’m of royal descent, but I’m not. Then again, in this age, you don’t exactly get a lot of those in the ‘market’.

To hell with that.

As long as you have at least 3 out of the 5, you’re in. Otherwise… You get the drift.

Who’s this ‘bad make’ I’m referring to?

Presenting to you, ‘The Princess..’ from her ‘fairytale dream…’, ‘The-girl-I-shall-not-name’.

The nerve. Calling herself a Princess.

Hey sweetie. With a face and figure like your’s, even an extreme makeover would probably do you no good. Read the rest of this entry »

Hey guys!!! Hohumn… I know I said I’ll write after my date but… well I went for a ‘little camping’. Anyway, water under the bridge now.

Let me introduce you guys to… ME! You can call me Goddess. For obvious reasons of course.

I have the beauty fit for a Goddess, I’m smart, sexy and very engaging. If I only believe in perfection, that would be ME.

Since the ‘brat’, Jessica already introduced herself in the previous entry, I bet you guys know by now that this site is a two-girl show. For now at least.

Uhuh.

Who ever can give the nastiest out of this world entry would be the victor. Read the rest of this entry »

Hey peeps and the rest of the world! (I’m so good at this.)

Welcome to our little virtual space that we’d like to call paradise!

Goddess is busy with her horrid excuse for a ‘hunk’ (god bless us), date. So, I decided to do the introduction and get this ‘blog’ of ours started.

Let me first introduce myself.

I’m your lovely, not to mention, gorgeous, Miss Jessica ‘Princess’.

I’m one of the authors, the sole designer, the architect… Basically the everything that makes this place sooo perfect! (Oh yes, and the Queen Princess of the WORLD! Just kidding. Or not.)

If you think bimbos are basically just dumb blondes, think again honey. I’m sure we’d be able to completely triumph over you at whatever you are able to throw at us. In other words… Read the rest of this entry »