Steven Lim: The Old and The New
Liz!!! Where the heck are you?
Fine I’m doing this on my own today. Sorry but I can’t wait any longer. I have a very fabulous find. Yup! Yup! Fabulous!
Not as fabulous as a Goddess like me but still fab I suppose.
I found a man. Not that kind of man, but someone that reminds me so much of Steven Lim. (I think this would make it clear that I’m not interested in both of them since I don’t date Asian guys. Don’t ask me why because I don’t know too. I just don’t.)
But don’t let me bore you guys with my rants. I’m going off topic again, which is not good.
Alright let me go back to the real deal here. I’m sure you guys have heard of THE Steven Lim. You know the guy who stripped in Singapore Idol and what’s left of his clothes is a tiny yellow under wear eww.
He’s also the same guy who goes around Orchard road plucking eyebrows for people. If you still can’t picture him, well look him up in YouTube.
Steven Lim has managed to make himself famous… or ahm… INfamous. Some people hurt themselves laughing at his antics and some – well things can get ugly I guess.
Now there are a lot of people copying him. All with the same goal which is to create a buzz. I don’t think it’s a good strategy though. They will always be a Steven Lim wannabe.
But… there is someone who is not copying him but he really reminds me so much of Steven Lim.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
You get what what I mean right? Let me elaborate on this. If you notice he’s trying his best to write, sound and act as a matured professional.
Hello?! What is wrong with this picture? You can’t possibly make people believe that you are when you’re half naked and you have that stupid fake slang. Anybody in their right mind wouldn’t be fooled that you’re faking it honey.
The thing is, the original Steven Lim can be funny sometimes. I met him before and yeah he can entertain. As long as you don’t take his antics seriously you can still have a good laugh.
But the NEW Steven Lim? Well, I don’t think he’s trying to be funny. The sad part is (on his side of course) he’s equally as gross!!! Ugh! I mean, is he gay or what? I don’t have anything against gays (as a matter of fact they’re in the Goddess level as well).
Problem is I don’t know where to put him. He’s like in a limbo or something. I’m having trouble just trying to understand what the heck he’s talking about as well. Aaaah! The fake accent is really getting to my nerves.
I can’t believe a Goddess like me had to put up with this non-sense.
Anyhow, I’ll leave this question for you guys to ponder. The new Steven Lim:
A product of evolution… or a mutation?
Liz! What do you think?
