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ELIZABETH is such a bitch!

Just the other day she was on a date that ended up as a ‘camping trip’ and today she is drooling over ‘you-know-who’.

I can understand if he’s some hunky chap, but you know what? I have a million and one reasons to believe that -

He has to be GAY! I swear upon my new solemn believe in the power of ‘Gucci-ness’!

This is why.

See, ‘You-know-who’ is a friend of a friend’s that was introduced to me and thereafter introduced to Liz. (‘You-know-who’ is Canadian by the way.) I’m not sure how they hit it off but apparently they did. And tonight they’re actually going on a DATE!

Anyhow. I hear from my friend that ‘you-know-who’ just broke up with his partner. She didn’t really elaborate on the gender but naming he/she as ‘partner’ is kinda weird.

You’d think that I’d fish for details wouldn’t you? But no. I didn’t. I wasn’t at all interested in him so I really couldn’t be bothered.

After that when we actually met up, the same day Liz and him were introduced. When he was paying for Starbucks, I notice a photo of him and another guy in his wallet.

Now tell me,

WHICH GUY in this GOD DAMN WORLD would put a photo of himself and another guy in his wallet?

I was about to ask him about it, but Liz called saying she was near. After that call, I kinda forgot all about it and the matter just dropped.

Today, after learning about the ‘date’, all the horrid flashbacks started rushing into my mind.

Aaah!

One lousy excuse for a ‘hunk’ (god bless Singapore) is bad enough! Now THIS?!

It’s time to bring Liz for a brain scan.