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Sorry Liz sweetie, but this is my showdown.

Let’s start of with defining what makes a Princess.

1. Beauty
2. Serenity
3. Good judgments
4. Ethics
5. Of royal descent

I would like to think I’m of royal descent, but I’m not. Then again, in this age, you don’t exactly get a lot of those in the ‘market’.

To hell with that.

As long as you have at least 3 out of the 5, you’re in. Otherwise… You get the drift.

Who’s this ‘bad make’ I’m referring to?

Presenting to you, ‘The Princess..’ from her ‘fairytale dream…’, ‘The-girl-I-shall-not-name’.

The nerve. Calling herself a Princess.

Hey sweetie. With a face and figure like your’s, even an extreme makeover would probably do you no good.

People should set a law or something to charge those with possession of an ugly face.

If I were you, I’d consider hiding my face in a paper bag and disappear from both the virtual as well as reality.

I sound mean? Well. Sue me.

Yes, beauty is skin deep, so to speak. But, God bless the remaining of mankind, she is no angel at heart.

1. Beauty – Unless ugly is the new beautiful. But hey, you’re no Ugly Betty.
2. Serenity – Slippers, denim short skirt, shirt plus cardigan is sooo not classy.
3. Good judgments – Have you worn your glasses and took a good look at your Prince Charming by any chance?
4. Ethics – Backstabbing, double headed snake, so on and so forth. What ethics?
5. Of royal descent – If I’m the pope, I’ll excommunicate you.

Talk about painting the perfect portrait. I think I need to get new brushes and a pallet.

Who’d be a ‘good make’ of a Princess?

Apart from me, I would nominate Paris Hilton!

1. Beauty – Define bimbo.
2. Serenity
3. Good judgments – Have you seen her click?
4. Ethics
5. Of royal descent – Hilton EMPIRE?

3 out of 5, she in. Or you can say – “That’s HOT!”